THE NEW ALBUM

OUT now

Quickly returning to the studio following their 2022 NZ chart-topping debut, DARTZ enlisted producer James Goldsmith (DARTZ) and bunkered down at The Surgery in their home city of Wellington. The result is Dangerous Day To Be A Cold One, a raucous 30 minutes that channels DARTZ's party-starting pub rock energy into ten of their most anthemic tracks yet.

STANDARD BLACK LP

  • 10 new DARTZ tracks on lung tar black vinyl

  • Cover art by DARTZ lead singer and famed Instagram cartoonist Danz, a.k.a Yeehawtheboys

  • Centerfold, double sided poster photo insert of the boys to pin on ya wall and dream over.

SPECIAL EDITION BUSH WEED LP

  • Everything in the normal version PLUS

  • Marbled green “bush weed” vinyl

  • Alternate jacket & cover art with gold foiled title, can you spot the difference? Pick up both copies and find out!

  • Limited to 200 copies

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DARTZ PRESENTS: COST OF LIVING LP

  • Limited to 100 hand numbered copies

  • Plain 12” sleeve, no cover, no frills: as cheap as we could possibly make it for you!

  • Every copy sold will be blessed with individually hand-drawn/scribbled art from the members of DARTZ (25% chance of getting a professional artist)

COMPACT DISC

  • It’s a CD

  • Reversible cover

  • 8-page lyric booklet so passenger princesses who don’t have their license (like Danz) can sing along as you pump it in your ‘89 Corolla.

DIGITAL DOWNLOAD

  • Have a digital copy on ya hard drive

  • Instant download of ‘Earn the Thirst’ and ‘Learning To Drive With Dad’

PARADISE

Let the DARTZ boys take you on a journey of big business through the corporate world of ripping people off and drinking green bottle beer.
Shed your sorry lifestyle of authenticity, put on a suit and get ready to sell out and sell up into the real world, the property market!

LEARNING TO DRIVE WITH DAD

A classic DARTZ tale of a driving lesson gone sideways and pubways, inspired by upbringings in small-town New Zealand. ‘Learning To Drive With Dad’ is accompanied by a new music video directed by Ezra Simons, shot on 16mm film in DARTZ frontman Danz’s real-life hometown.

EARN THE THIRST

The first single from the album is all about putting in the hard yards before you have a beer. Sometimes it’s tempting to skip straight to cracking one open, but it’ll hit so much harder if you put in the work and get sweaty first. As soon as we figured that out we made a song about it.