
Learn to Drive with A Dad – It ain’t that bad!
At the DARTZ institute for driving we supply young eager learners with quality Dads who promised us they have no more than two DUI’s to teach future road users the ins and outs of the open road.
Students will learn how to gain confidence on the road by driving the Dad’s on random errands across town, such as: Collecting the $20 Dave owes them, getting the fishing line out of their gold-digging ex-wife’s garage, and popping into the pub real quick (1 hour min) to have a punt on the pokies.
Our instructors practice our patented learning technique of giving students anxiety by yelling “BREAK” too late, and huffing and sighing during each session. Students will learn and adapt fast to escape the PTSD-induing situation of having to take driving lessons from a divorced man in his 50’s.
So sign up today, and let their community service do you a service!
And be sure to pick up a copy of the official album NZTA recommend all learners play in the car as they sit their restricted, exclusive to the DARTZ Driving Institute!
Meet the DaD’s!
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Danz
Our spin class PT, where you ride bikes with beers cartoonishly dangling in front of you off a fishing line attached to a helmet.
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Rollyz
Our on-board trainer for dexterity and fine motor skills, including rolling of papers, keeping tempo, and finely tearing apart mid-grade bush weed.
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Clark Mathews
CEO of DARTZ FITNEZZ, you will meet him upon arrival when you sign up to our patented pyramid-shaped membership system.
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Crispy
Crispy can open a beer bottle lid with his quads so we hired him on the spot.