Learn to Drive with A Dad – It ain’t that bad!

At the DARTZ institute for driving we supply young eager learners with quality Dads who promised us they have no more than two DUI’s to teach future road users the ins and outs of the open road.

 

Students will learn how to gain confidence on the road by driving the Dad’s on random errands across town, such as: Collecting the $20 Dave owes them, getting the fishing line out of their gold-digging ex-wife’s garage, and popping into the pub real quick (1 hour min) to have a punt on the pokies.

Our instructors practice our patented learning technique of giving students anxiety by yelling “BREAK” too late, and huffing and sighing during each session. Students will learn and adapt fast to escape the PTSD-induing situation of having to take driving lessons from a divorced man in his 50’s.

So sign up today, and let their community service do you a service!

And be sure to pick up a copy of the official album NZTA recommend all learners play in the car as they sit their restricted, exclusive to the DARTZ Driving Institute!

A person driving a car during sunset with hands on the steering wheel, outside landscape with trees and open field.
Four men in casual and punk attire standing outside near a black car on a grassy yard, with one man pointing at the camera, two smoking, and one drinking from a bottle, under a blue sky.

Meet the DaD’s!

  • Person dressed as a rockstar with blonde messy hair, aviator sunglasses, a fake mustache, a black leather jacket, and a Metallica T-shirt, standing outdoors in front of bushes.

    Danz

    Our spin class PT, where you ride bikes with beers cartoonishly dangling in front of you off a fishing line attached to a helmet.

  • A young man with short, curly black hair, wearing a red sleeveless shirt and jeans, stands with his arms crossed in a room with beige walls, looking at the camera.

    Rollyz

    Our on-board trainer for dexterity and fine motor skills, including rolling of papers, keeping tempo, and finely tearing apart mid-grade bush weed.

  • A man with shoulder-length hair, wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses, a black AC/DC t-shirt, and an unbuttoned plaid shirt, is raising a glass of beer in a tavern or bar. There is a pint glass and a pair of jeans on the table in front of him.

    Clark Mathews

    CEO of DARTZ FITNEZZ, you will meet him upon arrival when you sign up to our patented pyramid-shaped membership system.

  • Close-up of a man with long curly black hair, wearing sunglasses on his head, a cream-colored shirt with an orange collar, and a rainbow-colored strap around his neck, standing indoors with a blue ceiling and red and white writing visible in the background.

    Crispy

    Crispy can open a beer bottle lid with his quads so we hired him on the spot.